Old Guy in the Lunch Room.....

I was in the lunch room making fun of my supervisor while he tried to microwave canned soup without making a mess. I cracked at him that he should stay out of kitchen if he can't cook! There were a couple of other guys in there so the discussion got around to men and how they shouldn't have to cook. Well, I said that I always come home to supper - I never cook...

"What do you mean?" one of the old guys said, staring at me in a disbelieving way. "You don't cook? What do you do, buy it every night? How do you eat?"
"She said she comes home to supper" one of the others piped in.
"My husband cooks supper, because he is home when I am at work" I offered. I could see the old guy was having a problem grasping the concept of the man of the house doing most of the cooking "But when I am at home and he is at work, I cook" I offered in defense of my spoiledness. I could feel the buzz being generated by my statements so I got out of there fast and back to my cubicle.

See, my husband is a shift worker( two days, two nights then four off rotation) so it makes sense for him to prepare our evening meal, as I do not get home till 5:45pm at the earliest. We just don't want to be sitting down to eat at 6:30pm every night....